When Alan Shepard was strapped atop a mercury redstone rocket, about to become the first

American launched into orbit, he had an open mic in his capsule, and he prayed. He said,

Dear Lord, please don't let me f*** this up. It's time for Joe Biden and his team to say the

Alan Shepard prayer, because a great deal is on the line. 132 days from today, the last votes will be cast

for the U.S. presidential election. It is June 26th, and it is the eve of the great debate.

This is the warning. Donald Trump is getting ready. He's warming up. He's answering the tough questions like this from one of his henchmen.

Cory Lewandowski, the alleged paramour of this woman, South Dakota dog killer, Christenome, murderer of cricket.

I hear that he's practicing standing for 90 minutes is his debate prep.

A little different, I think, than what you're used to at some of the rallies you've participated in recently.

Well, if I have to practice standing, we have ourselves a big problem.

Christy Nome, the alleged mistress of Corey Lewandowski, who was last ousted from a Donald Trump organization after getting

hansy with the MAGA donor's wife. Here are some of the headlines to refresh your memory.

Now, Corey Lewandowski has a long and fairly violent past with members of the American media.

Let's look at some more headlines. Corey Lewandowski is a type of proto-Steven Miller.

But because he's crazy, he can't work in the White House.

But by some miracle, he's wound up posting a Newsmax show.

It's quite incredible, really.

Note the Chiron disclaiming the fact that Donald Trump is lying. It's why we put this

Chiron up for all of you. Newsmax is full of shit and absolutely lying to you almost all the time.

It's so important to understand this is all a game to these people, a big con, and these people are weirdos. It's madness,

all of it. It's show business for ratings, and millions of Americans have fallen for it,

because they've confused debate for nonsense. Reality television has consumed reality, and this is just a version of it. A more stupid

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