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We are halfway through a classic episode. Zippy got the measles which is on YouTube, you can

look it up and have a look at it yourself. Zippy is bed bound, he has the measles and we left it

when Geoffrey was about to bring the tally into the bedroom so that Zippy could watch tally

to try and cheer himself up. That's one of the good things about being off-skill ill wasn't it.

If you had access to a tally in your bedroom, that would just make the dears fly by, wouldn't

it. You've got your bottle of lukegozee there which has had the foil around the top of it.

Yeah, the cellophane. Sealing it in, you've got your bottle of lukegozee, you've got probably,

if you've got like a heavy cord, you've probably got a box of tissues that are just full of

fucking green yellow snot. If you're lucky, you've been able to pack it at tunes but I'll be

like that. If you get really bent up, it will help to suck on one of these. Well, I can tell you,

once they, when we were younger, they only had two flavours, honey, disgusting and cherry, not much

better. But then, in, I don't know what year it was introduced, feels like mid eighties. When they

introduced black current tunes. Black current. Game changer. Because if my mum said, I've got,

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