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The Bert Show

His Son Braved A Tropical Storm To Buy WHAT?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Would you survive a tropical storm? Bert is feeling a little iffy about his son’s survival skills after he decided to forgo food and brave a hurricane to buy THIS! 

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0:00.0

I wanted to be on it with my money without really having to do too much.

0:04.0

My mom's always invested because she used to work as an accountant and she was the one who really encouraged me to get into investing.

0:10.0

Yes, I invest. I wanted to be like, yeah, I do that.

0:14.0

Whether you've been doing it for years or just getting started, we've got you.

0:19.0

Invest with Lloyd's Bank.

0:21.0

Enjoy flat rate account, please, and choose from a wide range of investments.

0:25.0

Search Lloyds Bank ways to invest.

0:28.0

Capital at risk account fees and charges apply.

0:30.0

The Bert Show.

0:33.0

So at some point in another, Kristen Cassie, you will wonder as your kids get older, are they going to be able to survive in the real world?

0:40.0

Now I got a 22 year old that's going to school in Savannah which was hit

0:45.0

pretty hard by the storm a couple of days ago, right? I was very concerned about

0:48.9

him. Here's what I know is that just as the storm started to come in in Savannah a new comic book came out

0:56.1

and my son who loves everything anime and comics gets on his scooter and in a monsoon decides to cruise himself to the comic

1:06.0

bookstore to get himself this new comic. You're kidding. No way man. Story's not over.

1:11.0

He goes, he gets his comic, brings it back to the dorm, life is good, right? I'm checking on him.

1:16.2

Hey, how you doing man? He's like, hey, everything's fine right now, no problems.

1:20.5

I'll let you know if anything's wrong right cool so storm comes in a savanna on

1:25.4

Thursday I guess so I check on Friday morning Friday morning I check with them

1:30.0

Friday afternoon I'm like dude how you doing he, well, there's no electricity in the dorm and the dining hall isn't serving any food and the buses aren't running. And I'm like, so you are in your dorm room in the dark right now with no food and SCAD hasn't provided any transportation?

1:50.0

And he said, yeah.

1:51.0

And I said, dude, first of all, why didn't you call me

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