Hi, I'm Jeff Wayne, and my musical version of The War of the Worlds is returning to arenas this March in April with the Spirit of Man Tour.

For me, standing on stage, conducting world-class artists and musicians, surrounded by breathtaking technology, is nothing short of magical.

It's more than a show. It's a battle against the Martians,

and I'd love you to be part of the adventure.

See you there.

The Bird Show. Real Funny.

Kristen, do you remember that time

that you won the most prestigious women's award in media?

Do you remember that?

I do.

I do remember that.

I do remember that because she had this mustache on her face.

It was the phone number for Grand Arch Tree Service.

Yeah, I remember all of that.

And I cried.

But nothing came off my face because intern Sadie made sure to get waterproof

eyeliner, which is I'm going to have to scrub to get off my face.

If you missed it this morning, you've got to check this out on the podcast later on today.

Why is this my life?

It's beautiful.

It really is tragically beautiful.

Cassie surprised Kristen earlier this morning and filled out an application for a Gracie Award,

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