HIs Prank Might Have Ruined His Proposal?!

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🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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He tried to surprise his girlfriend with a proposal, but everything went wrong! His goal was to get her back to their house ASAP. So he told her that something was wrong with her dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The virtue we've all had them.
0:02.4	There's moments where you're like, what was I thinking?
0:08.5	What the hell was I thinking?
0:10.3	Like the time that my ex-wife was so into working out, so for Christmas, I bought her
0:14.6	nothing but like scales and videos of working out.
0:19.3	Work out calories.
0:20.3	All the recounters.
0:21.3	I'm the whole thing.
0:22.8	Every single gift.
0:23.8	The hell was I thinking?
0:24.8	How many gifts then?
0:25.8	Was it before she started tearing up, you said?
0:27.0	She literally started tearing up, man.
0:28.4	She's probably about five in my intent was like, hey, this is what you're doing, so I'm
0:32.6	just going to get you everything here.
0:33.8	And it just, it's her screamed, hey, you're fat.
0:37.0	And here's a couple of different things that you could use to get your skin here.
0:40.9	Oh, man.
0:41.9	Oh, you dropped a bowl of milk.
0:43.7	Well, thank you.
0:44.7	Okay.
0:45.7	I'm medicine ball at that.
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