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His Paralyzing Fear Of Going Out On Dates Has Left Him Chronically Single!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

He's a good looking dude and gets attention in public! But he's chronically single...why? Because he has a PHOBIA of dating! Let's break it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:05.1

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0:10.8

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0:12.6

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0:18.5

and organic oats grown and harvested in Nordic fields.

0:22.4

Yard, inspired by Nordic nature, find it in the chill, derri alternative's aisle.

0:29.5

Super chill.

0:30.5

Let me ask you guys about dating here for just one second, right?

0:35.1

The anxiety feeling that you get, Abby, I'll direct this towards you because you're the

0:38.8

one that's actively dating.

0:40.2

Mo has seen somebody, but you're actively out there every day.

0:42.7

Unfortunately, yes.

0:44.6

The active dating, like getting ready.

0:47.5

Do you get nervous or do you get excited before each date?

0:52.7

Because I was just talking to a friend of mine who's got a younger friend that is literally

0:57.2

paralyzed by fear of going out.

0:59.8

And it's a very unique circumstance.

1:02.0

Really?

1:03.0

So for me, it's not so much like an anxiety-inducing experience about the actual date.

1:08.4

For me, I get pre-pre-exity about like, I don't like this guy that I have to dump him

1:13.9

over text.

1:14.9

And what if I'm like too nervous to do it, then I have to go out with him again?

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