His Mom Helped Him Break Up!

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Jared and Jordana unpack the emotional rollercoaster of casual dating with a 30-year-old man who swears he’s not looking for anything serious, but still plans elaborate dates that scream boyfriend energy. They ask: is it really casual if it feels that intentional? Then things get hilariously weird with a naked farmer, some questionable yoga rules, and a date who’s just trying to process it all. Plus, the hosts share the texting abbreviations that give them the instant ick—WYA, prolly, and NMU—and debate what your texts reveal about your dating potential. In Red Flag or Dealbreaker, they dissect a mistaken identity double date, a pasta-at-brunch breakup, and a guy using AI to scale his love life like a startup. With summer vibes, emotional honesty, and plenty of laughs, this episode is a must-listen for anyone navigating modern dating chaos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared
0:07.7	Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? What's the
0:12.8	haps? It's so great to be back with you. I have been, you know, not much has been going on with me.
0:17.4	I have just been thinking about you and your move. That's how little is going on with me. I've just been thinking about you and your move. That's how little is going on
0:20.9	with me. I'm just like, Jared's leaving. I just keep thinking about how you're leaving soon.
0:26.6	Like, this is your last week as a New Yorker. It's funny you say this because I'm not taking it
0:32.1	as seriously as people are saying it to me. And then that makes me anxious.
0:38.2	Oh, I'm sorry.
0:39.7	I literally said before we started,
0:41.4	I was like, can I ask you?
0:42.3	You can ask, I mean, I, everyone, I was about to say,
0:46.0	everyone's been asking, no one gives a shit.
0:48.2	Right.
0:48.6	Let me start with no one.
0:49.5	That's right.
0:49.6	I've been thinking about it.
0:50.6	I don't know, like, deeply concerned, but I have been just like, I've been, it's been on my mind.
0:55.1	I have this like roller coaster of emotions going on right now.
0:58.6	Okay, take me through them.
0:59.7	Sometimes it hits me that I've been here for 18 years.
1:03.0	18 years?
1:04.0	Yeah.
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