This is The Bird Show.

Kristen, you say it's a parental right of passage.

Oh, man.

My kid got a hold of a marker and drew all over the furniture.

Oh, no.

Back in my day, we just took him into a closet and sniffed them real hard.

That escalated quickly.

Well, hold on a second.

My day was Monday.

So... Well, hold on a second. My day was Monday. So.

What's the damage on it? How much?

Well, see, I don't have a cost, right?

So what, left to his own devices, I should have known better, how these markers got into his hands out of his from the shelf and the

playroom i have no idea but regardless nobody knew it had been done didn't know when the infraction

happened all i know is it's a weekend morning i I grab my cup of coffee.

I'm going to head out to the sunroom, sit down, and just, that's my morning routine.

And as I walk in, I see a pillow in a chair, and I'm going to fix the pillow and push it back up where it belongs.

And I'm like, wait, what's on that?

And I look, and I'm like,

oh, son of a biscuit.

There is, to be fair,

a lovely giant Jay

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