His & HERpes
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2024
⏱️ 157 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired June 17, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. 24-hour McDonald's fantasy bet. Everything you've ever wanted to know about technology ruining your relationship.
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| 0:00.0 | The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
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| 0:18.6 | The 93X Half-ass morning show. |
| 0:22.3 | 90. 3. |
| 0:24.0 | I hate Mondays. |
| 0:26.0 | How bad? |
| 0:27.0 | How bad? |
| 0:28.0 | I want to follow Monday home blockade the door and burn the house down with Monday's still inside. |
| 0:31.0 | Okay, I guess that's pretty bad. |
| 0:33.2 | You were born trash, and you'll be lucky if you grow up to be garbage! |
| 0:37.0 | Like a garbage man with no nose. |
| 0:38.7 | This is the best job in the world. |
| 0:40.8 | Rotting meat? |
| 0:41.8 | What does that smell like? look receipts I'll steal this |
| 0:45.8 | person's identity from now on I'm Robert Dibidu so long stinkies nothing I would know |
| 0:53.3 | I probably the barris told me about a guy she was dating and I'm like what she's like you're gonna make fun of him I was like what does he do |
| 0:58.7 | And she's like well he's a garbage man like that's a Union job that's a union job. That's a great job. Plus he's up early he's a go-getter. |
| 1:06.0 | Is that the best time to get our garbage? 5 a.m. |
| 1:08.0 | What time should we get you garbage? Five a.m. |
| 1:10.0 | Give me the loudest truck you have to. I'm gonna think there's a robot from outside my window. |
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