Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Um, has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

The Virtue.

To charge or not to charge your significant other when you have a talent that they need from you.

That is the question.

Did you make your lady pay for a ticket to your show this weekend?

Are you revealing that information to us now?

I would never, Abby, but I know a lot of people do.

And for me, that's always like a tricky line because the way I am, I don't charge my family or my friends and certainly don't charge my significant other if they were to ever ask me to use any of my talents for anything.

But everybody doesn't see it that way.

Some people see it as strictly business.

And I'm kind of wondering, like is that line is there a certain point

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