His Girlfriend Is Holding His PlayStation HOSTAGE For Refusing To Meet Her Family!

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🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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His girlfriend is holding his PlayStation HOSTAGE because he refused to meet her family! Who's really in the wrong here?

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0:34.8	You can mess with your man a little bit.
0:36.9	You can mess with your woman a little bit, but you got to keep your hands off to PlayStation, man.
0:41.7	That is off limits when it comes to relationships.
0:43.9	Mo knows this.
0:44.6	Yeah, I do.
0:45.5	I have a cousin who is dating someone who she is taking petty to an entirely new level.
0:51.8	And I'm really not that mad at it.
0:53.4	So he calls me and he's clearly in a panic.
0:56.5	I have no idea what this is about.
0:58.5	And he's like, bro, I need your help.
1:00.2	And I'm like, okay, what's up?
1:01.4	What you got going on?
1:02.4	And he says, the girl that I'm dating won't give me my PlayStation back.
1:07.6	She actually is holding it hostage?
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