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The Bert Show

His Girlfriend Has Officially Moved Out And He’s Not Sure How To Feel!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

He was sure I wanted it and then it happened. And now He's not sure he ever wanted it. Here's how Bert really feels after his girlfriend moved out!

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0:00.0

Cool band, right?

0:02.0

You are 70,000th in the queue.

0:04.0

Yeah, let's not listen to that.

0:05.0

Let's sort you out with some pre-sell tickets.

0:08.0

End of the queue is this way.

0:09.0

Oh, and a special card member entrance.

0:11.0

More of your five, I reckon.

0:12.0

I'm ex card member. Too five, I reckon. Amex Card member?

0:13.4

Too right, they are.

0:14.4

Gigs, festivals, theatre.

0:16.6

When you're with Amics.

0:17.6

They're on another level.

0:19.2

That's the powerful backing of American Express.

0:22.0

Example products, preferred rewards gold credit card,

0:24.4

representative 88.8% APR variable,

0:26.6

and if he applies after the first year, subject to status,

0:28.8

AZIN plus, decency supply.

0:30.2

The Bertia. I know my feelings in this. The Burt Show.

0:33.7

I know my feelings in this one area are unorthodox.

0:37.7

People have a hard time saying that it's a real relationship. if you're committed in a relationship, it's just the two of you,

0:46.2

but you decide we are never, ever going to live together.

0:50.1

I have said this before that marriage doesn't scare me at all.

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