You're on the virtue.

All right, so micro cheating.

We've talked about it before and I think the definition of micro cheating is like, okay,

not the obvious physical stuff where you're in a committed relationship and you ended up

doing something physical with somebody else.

That's our very traditional definition of cheating, right?

Micro cheating could be following somebody on Instagram.

You don't know.

You're in a committed relationship, but the dude continues to like half naked women online

on Instagram, right?

Micro cheating.

Going for a lunch with a male coworker without telling your significant other, even though

nothing happens and it's a business lunch, you're the fact that you're hiding it, changing

someone's name and your phone so that they don't know when that person texts you who

it really is.

So those little things that you're not crossing the line, but you're not being honest

with your significant other either.

And if they find out you were doing it, they wouldn't be happy.

I say, here's the email we got this morning.

If you guys ever want to hit us up, do it at theburtshow.com.

Hey, Bert Show, first of all, love the show and listening forever.

I was hoping you guys could help me with something in the past.

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