His Family Threw A Surprise Party In A Costco?!

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🗓️ 4 February 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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His family threw a surprise party…with a TWIST! Because the whole thing went down inside a Costco?! Would you do this?

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:02.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon, darling, aye.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Soon, just be round the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:17.0	I know, I know, are we there yet?
0:20.0	No. Are we lost, Dad?
0:24.1	Aye, I think so.
0:26.6	Should have gone to Speck Savers. Book an eye test online.
0:32.3	The Virt Show.
0:34.0	Comedian Michael Rowland nailed it.
0:36.7	When it comes to people who live OTP ITP and those who claim Atlanta as where they are from.
0:43.7	So I saw this on at Georgia followers official and I think there's a lot of people O, who like to claim Atlanta as where they're from.
0:54.7	Sure.
0:55.0	But they might be embellishing just a little bit.
0:56.8	Okay.
0:57.8	I'm from Atlanta, baby.
0:59.2	Fuck y'all.
1:01.4	I'm from the city.
1:02.3	I'm from a cool city, but I'm from the suburbs, which is not cool.
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