His Date Screwed Him By Mugging Him Mid Love-Making!

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🗓️ 30 April 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Is Moe’s dude striking out because he keeps looking for women in the wrong places? Something's gotta change after his last date ended in a sexual shakedown"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Must remember do not forget
0:08.0	remind me to bring photo ID
0:11.0	reminder set babe can you make sure I don't forget Photo ID. Reminder, set.
0:13.0	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget my photo ID when I vote?
0:17.0	All right, love.
0:20.0	However you remember, you'll need photo ID to vote on the 2nd of May.
0:24.7	Find out more at Electoral Commission.org. UK slash voter ID.
0:30.5	Listen, it's the Bert show.
0:32.2	This time the Powerball Jackpot Winter is different.
0:35.0	Normally, when they come on out there into their press conference
0:39.0	and they're like, oh, I just won a billion dollars,
0:41.0	my life is not going to change that much shut up all right this
0:47.3	one has a really cool story um one of the winners of the 1.3 billion dollar
0:52.4	powerball jackpot this month we just found out
0:56.1	who this dude is because I think in Oregon a legally you have to come forward and say hey
1:01.6	I'm the guy I want it I hate that I think that's such
1:04.4	BS you should be able to remain anonymous when you win that much cash most will leave
1:08.9	this dude alone I am hoping he is an immigrant from Laos who had cancer for eight years, had his
1:16.7	latest chemotherapy treatment this week. His name is Chang, Stephen of Portland.
1:24.2	He's at a news conference yesterday,
1:26.0	and he was telling everybody that him and his 37-year-old wife
1:30.4	are taking half the money.
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