hey this is Jimmy who's this hey Jimmy Doris is Matthew McConaughey

hi Matthew hi Matthew good to hear from you I don't believe we have spoken in

wild Matthew McConaughey no we have not it's been too long partner too long

well better late than never I had been expecting a call from you since you

announced you were thinking about getting to politics and Texas politics

and that brother I'm probably blown out of my mind even think about it but I've

always been a damn the torpedoes kind of a dude right right but seriously Jimmy

the reason I haven't called yet is that at least as far as politics goes you and I

aren't exactly covered in the same cloth you're far left do nice cool but if I

run for governor I want him I want to be everybody's governor I may not even

run for either party I want a United States by representing all Texans maybe

abortion can be legal and illegal at the same time I don't know I'm not a lawyer

I see okay I see but something told me you just want to be down with that

approach you're right I wouldn't I know I know you got to get up all you got to

go worked up by every little thing I know how it goes so why are you calling me

now then well some has come along that I actually think you and I can agree

about what's that that oh oh what about him this little motherfucker he's to go to

fuck home and stay there and think about what the fuck he's done instead he

decides he's gonna jump into my fucking race I don't think so oh all right go on

you see Jimmy I was leading in the polls leading Greg Abbott without even a

formal announcement that I'm running but now he jumps in he's gonna steal my

thunder steal votes from me not Abbott if I run Democrat he's split in the

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