okay hey this is Jimmy door who's this

jimmy door this is fizz font calling you on the old timey telephone machine

all great we love it when double v calls in

okay you know what yeah you know what Jimmy I saw that chart

that chart you were on

showing that you were the furthest left of any

uh... should you show anywhere

like the liberalist man in the world oh yeah yeah some crazy organization

put out a thing trying to plot all the different shows

and they had the jimmy door show as the farthest most radical lefty show in

the country

yeah i know that's fucking scary

he he he he he he i'm literally fucking scared of you right now

so yeah i'm sorry to tell you i'm sorry to tell you baby but you've lost a

double v privileges it's too familiar to name it's too chummy

moving forward please call me by my full formal name

and what is that

vince mont valperized oh far

vince mont that can't be a real name can it

oh absolutely not my mom and dad did a lot of the blowback in the day like an

insane amount

that explains a lot actually what do you call it about vince

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