Coming to you from somewhere in the Pacific time zone, it's the political orphanage. A giant plastic ball pit, the kind you'd find at McDonald's,

but instead of gum wrappers and lost children, it's brimming with wit and civility.

I'm your host Andrew Heaton and I'm glad you're here.

In a moment, the curtain will lift and your ears will ear gaze

upon the charming audiovisage of one Mr Justin Robert Young.

And we're going to talk about the internet spat between Hillary Clinton and

Tulsa Gabbard.

Now granted, that will be old news by the time you hear it.

Guess I understand that.

However, here's the thing.

We're using that juicy bit of public campaign gossip

as a touchstone for broader issues.

You're going to learn about the underpendings of US foreign policy,

about flying death robots, and one of the several ways

I would amend the US Constitution

if only Congress would allow me to edit it.

But I promise you, you will learn some stuff

and you'll have a good time.

But first, do you know where you can also

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