Edibles That Look Like Doritos & NYC Mayor Madness

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🗓️ 29 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Opie kicks off the early-morning stream with wet hair and zero filter alongside Ron the Waiter. They torch NYC’s mayoral circus — Zohran “Mom Donnie” Mamdani’s $30/hr minimum wage fantasy, Cuomo’s comeback creep, and Curtis Sliwa’s leaky-eyed cat rants. Ron breaks down why you always tip in cash (spoiler: credit cards rob you blind), while Opie relives stealing porn mags and sprinting for freedom. From hurricane-crushed Jamaica to air traffic controllers delivering Chipotle, plus THC Doritos, Jewish vampires, and Trump’s Epstein panic — it’s unhinged, unapologetic, and 100% Opie Radio.

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0:00.0	quicker than a ray of light.
0:03.4	Good morning, everybody.
0:04.3	Welcome to my live stream.
0:06.1	It is early, but we're heading toward daylight savings time.
0:11.1	That's going to be a big no, bueno.
0:15.4	How is everybody?
0:16.2	You guys are good.
0:17.1	I'm all freshly showered with wet hair, put little cream on my face i'm feeling i'm feeling
0:24.4	good as halloween's right around the corner my god oh my god we got to go uh and do a back and forth to
0:31.2	philadelphia that's where we do our halloween that's where we do our trick-or-treating we've been
0:35.8	doing that since the kids were like little little nuggets with that that, I say good morning to Lewis. How are you, Lewis? What's up,
0:42.6	Reno? How are you? Hope everyone's good. The headlines today. Mom Donnie is out of his
0:49.1	F in mind, but Cuomo is making a run for it. He might have a come from behind victory. We'll have to wait
0:56.5	and see. Oh my God. Hurricane Melissa ain't too sweet down there in Jamaica. But what about the
1:03.2	weed? Oh my God. Jamaica got crushed. Also, air traffic controllers.
1:12.7	They're not getting paid anymore.
1:14.6	And they're basically delivering your Chipotle, Chipotle.
1:18.4	Uh-oh, am I trying to say Chipotle?
1:21.2	Chipotle, I got it right.
1:23.8	They're delivering your Chipotle because they're not getting paid.
1:27.2	They lost or they didn't receive a paycheck.
1:32.1	Oh my God, it's so damn early.
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