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Insensitivity training for a politically correct world menace's birthday. Hey! Here we go. What's talking about? We got some cakes here, which reminds me, Sammy. I owe you a little bit of money. Yeah, I went and picked up some cake. I buy, she flies. Yeah. We got three kids. What did you get? I see that looks like a cookies and cream cake in the back right chocolate cake back left yep and the front one is just like a little baseball baseball yeah yeah

cute yeah i'm assuming that's probably some kind of like uh some yellow cake it is just a white

cake yeah that one's a white nice yeah i support this thank you also got a gift, I believe, from Gina.

Yeah. Gina's a gift giver. Oh, that's what we got. Yeah, all right. Wait, should I go gift or a card first? Card. Okay. It's rude. It's rude to do the gift before the card. I mean, is there a gift card in the card? I'm saying, which is rude. Like if somebody gives you a gift and then there's a card,

you always do the card first.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you just tell.

Yeah.

That's for your support. card in the card? I'm saying, it's rude. Like if somebody gives you a gift and then there's a card, you always do the card first.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, you're supposed to do that. You got to pretend that you're interested in the card. Exactly, exactly. And you got to open it slowly. He didn't even open the front. Oh, my bad. Dude, that's why I say don't even bother with cards. Yeah.

People do it for the, you know, the exercise of it.

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