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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

Happy birthday, men.

What?

Yes.

This is a birthday.

What? Follow me. Now all month long, we said, Hey, happy birthday month to the birthday boy. Man, but today is his actual birthday. Dude, crazy. Finally. And I'm going to be making him a special treat, man, and this. I showed us. Craft mac and cheese pizza flavor. Dude. Woo! That's the best present ever.

It's like, no milk, just butter. Yeah, it's even better. The menace way. The menace specialty, yeah. Because butter is good. Yeah, just FYI. If you're making craft, macaroni and cheese, do not water it down with milk. Yeah, you don't want to water it with milk. No. You want to butter with butter. You want to use a half a stick of butter and the cheese and you mix it together.

Yeah. Water it with milk. No. You want to... Butter with butter. You want to use a half a stick of butter and the cheese and you mix it together. Come later, Miss. Look at that. Anyway, happy birthday. Thank you. Happy actual birthday. Happy legal birthday. Legal birthday today. Weird. Who do? My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. How you would? Menace, of course. He's here. Happy birthday to him. We have Gina Graz. Seabass is here.

We got Sammy.

Who plays a... Woody, that is Greg Gory. Mayniss, of course. Hi. He's here. Happy birthday to him.

We have Gina Graz. Seabass is here. We got Sammy, who plays a pivotal role in today's show. We'll get to that in a second. Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. We got Vaughn, our video producer. Bort and Menji are holding things down in the Woody Show production department. and yeah, we've got the phones open.

87744 Woody.

You can set us a text over to 229-88. So we'll get a menace birthday month update. We've got to go back over this wish list. So many things have happened. You mean bucket list? And we're going to be calling somebody else to one of the, well, potential. We got to clear them first through an interview.

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