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The Woody Show

HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show May 14th 2026 Podcast

The Woody Show

iHeartRadio and ALT 98.7 FM

Society & Culture

4.63.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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0:00.0

Woody Show.

0:03.7

It is called a dumb-ass contest.

0:06.4

Not in mind.

0:07.5

Dumb is right there in the name.

0:11.0

I don't know how this works.

0:12.4

All I know is it's called How Many Holes.

0:15.8

And this is a game that Gina's Got For us.

0:17.6

So go ahead and tell us how this is...

0:18.9

Well, this is inspired by the conversation we had not too long ago, but when I admitted

0:24.3

that it wasn't until I was in my 20s that I realized that women had three holes.

0:29.5

Yeah.

0:29.7

And how shocking.

0:31.0

One for penises.

0:32.4

And then one for the back.

0:33.7

Run for the back entrance.

0:36.0

And so many people were like, that's insane. And then so many people like, yo, same here. So it just, it really, I've been thinking about a lot. So I thought, what other things have holes that we don't know how many holes are? See, dumbass contest. The dumbest. I don't think you're going to top this. So I have a list of things that have holes in them that we all are aware of.

0:58.0

And I want you to guess how many holes they have.

1:01.0

Some will be easy.

1:02.0

Some might not be easy.

1:03.0

Winner takes all.

1:04.0

Is it just blurt out the answer situation?

1:06.0

Do we all take guesses?

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