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Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Thursday.

It's a pre-Friday.

It is May 14th, 2026.

Hello, welcome. We are the Woody show. Yeah. My name is Woody. That is

Greg Gory. Yeah, hi. We got Menace. What is up? Hi. Gina Grad. Seebass is here. We've got Sammy.

Morgan is here. Vaughn, our video producer, Dumbass Tyler, is here, along with Bort and Menging,

holding things down. They're in the Woody Show production department.

And we've got a lot to get to here on the show for you today, including all the trending news headlines.

So just this hour, the trending news headlines.

We'll get to the entertainment stuff, birthdays, porno birthday.

We'll get to some of that stuff.

We've got the phones open, 87744 Woody. Text over to 2-29-87. Gina will give us the update. She went and picked up that dog yesterday. Yeah, baby. Yeah, so she picked up the dog. So we'll see how the first day of the 10 week over- top dog sky training i'm curious as hell because first

day is always tough yeah poop in the house or they're scared gina left here angry yesterday

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