I feel like this is more for people who the next step would be drinking hand sanitizer.

The Woody Show.

March fatness.

Yeah.

I'm worried.

All great things must come to an end.

Sounds nice, but then it feels bad.

Man, that one week with the stuff that celebrities used to fatten up, with the melted ice cream. Man, I think that is the most nauseous I've been, the most sick I've been, the most bubbly gutty I've been in, man, months. Yeah. Months and months and months. When we did the cheesecake factory stuff where I had the meatloaf. Yeah, I liked it in the moment. It was like, well, four pounds or something? Yeah. I did an admirable job in that meatloaf. Yeah, you almost did it. Dude, I felt sick for two days after that. I was surprised because, you know, as you know, with the tri-zepetide, the Zeppound that we're both on, like, man, you can't eat that much, but... You ate right through it. I'd skip dinner the night before. And so that Da Vinci pasta, which is my go-to at the Cheesecake Factory, I ate the entire thing. Yeah, you didn't even blink. Yeah, I was just going right through that. I tried to power it through, but I can't. But I felt fine. I felt fine after that.

It was just that one with the melted ice cream.

Oh, there's olive oil on it.

All right. So this final challenge for March Fadness,

Chef Seabass, what do you have for us?

It is called a game of Truth or Flab.

Truth or Flav.

Now, this is based off of, and I'll thank Morgan for having this game.

The hot ones, those people, they have a card game called Truth or Dab, like a dab of hot sauce.

Okay.

So I have truth cards, questions that you can answer honestly, or take a dab, or in this case, for March Fatness, a dab of flab.

I've got some mystery fats in this bag here. Mystery fat. Now, question, I unfortunately think I know the answer, but will you tell, will you say what the truth is and what the dares and let us pick? You'll get the truth. I knew it. You'll get the truth and then if you don't want to answer it honestly, you can say, I'll take the flab and I will pick randomly.

I'll pick it. Actually, you know what?

I'll have Sammy pick randomly she'll grab in the bag and she can pick a container of some kind of very fat thing you'll notice all the only thing you have in front of you are spoons and you just get a spoonful of whatever's in that container but sad things are usually delicious unless it's like a jar of Chrisisco. I was gonna say Crisco is the first thing I thought of.

It's mystery. Could be good, could be bad.

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