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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show. Public and confirmed.

This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training

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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Wednesday.

It is March the 25th, 2026.

My name is Woody.

That is Greg Goreory. Good morning,

we've got Menace. What is up? Hi. Gina Grad is right there. We got C-Bass. We've got Sammy.

Morgan is here. Hey. She's our associate producer. We got Vaughn, our video producer. Dumbass Tyler is here.

We got Bort. We got Menji. We got the phones open. 8 87744 Woody. You can. Send us a text over to 2.2.9.87. Yeah. So what is your least favorite day of the week? Because like, for me, it was yesterday. Yeah. You hate Tuesday. I hate me a Tuesday. Tuesday is the worst, but least favorite day of the week. I mean, it's cliche. Probably Monday. Kind of a close second would be like a Sunday evening. Oh, yeah. I might say Wednesday, actually. Really? Wednesday? Yeah, just because it's in the middle. Yeah, you're like, I already did this. I already have this to go.

I think mine is Thursday. Because Wednesday, I'm looking forward to the weekend. And then Thursday, I'm like, it's not Friday yet. Thursday is so close. More than Friday. Yeah. I am indestructible on a Thursday. Yeah. Try and get me down. Exactly. I mean, it's kind of like, would you rather have yourself going on vacation tomorrow or be kind of halfway through vacation already?

Right.

Like the anticipation for Friday is fun. So here's the normal by the numbers on it, right?

So in no surprise, 49% of people overall said their least favorite day Monday.

Yeah, that's a slog.

Monday is so hated that even 39% of people who are retired

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