bizarre phenomenon.

Because I've barred...

You've been that drunk?

Oh, yeah, I've barbed dumpsters. Dumpster. Hell yeah, bro. And there's times I wake up and I don't remember getting back to my room. I don't remember how I got dressed. Oh, babe. Oh, babe. Hell yeah. And now, back to the Woody Show. Yeah, you are. Yeah. And it's time for a dumbass contest.

This is, I think... Yeah, you are. Gia. And it's time for a dumb-ass contest.

This is, I think, of all the things that we do on the show, my wife hates 98.9% of them.

But boy, does she love this?

Excuse me.

Still burping up the cookies that Tyler's mom made. So good. Sam was like, oh, I haven't had one yet. I'm like, I haven't had one either. I've had seven. One on the hour, every hour. That's so good. I love it when I burp. Taste good. I know. Yeah, then you can re-swallow it. You can relive it. Anyway, time for today's dumb-ass contest, which is fat chicks or skinny chick.

I'm fat chick or skinny chick.

Fat chick, skinny chick.

So we have a volunteer who is offered to answer some questions, and then we're going to we're going to listen to

the answers then we're going to try to make a guess an educated guess if we have a fat chick

or a skinny chick on the line and just to be clear is this somebody we forced to do this no no

no that's why I said it's a it's a volunteer yeah I just want to double check okay yeah no it's it's

just a it's just a volunteer situation. And we have, let's see, Emily. Good morning, Emily. Hey, good morning. How are you? Hi. Hi. All right. So you heard us play this game because that's typically when we say, hey, if you want to be a volunteer for a a future round so you heard us playing this game and then you decided to call in and uh and volunteer yourself

right absolutely okay great that's we go me up no no one's got a gun to your head or anything about

participating in this game no okay cool all right we just want to clarify for the dumb dumbs out

there now Emily all we ask is that you give us... Everyone's a critic. Exactly right. All we ask is that you give us some honest answers. And then we have whatever picture you set over to Morgan. Morgan's the only one who knows, by the way, what the answer is here. We have a picture. It's on a piece of paper. folded up. And then we'll open up at the end of the game. And who wants to give the first question? Well, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm already locked in, but I'll play along anyways. Oh. He's going to have. Write it down. Write it down on a piece of paper and fold it up. Oh, okay. All right. Yeah. Write your gadget right want a separate piece of paper minutes? Yeah. Thank you. What was the last big accessory you bought? I'm thinking like, you know, a popcorn tin at a stupid movie theater or, you know, a Starbucks new bear drink holder or a lobooboo or anything like that. What's the last big accessory or silly accessory you bought? Yes, on the popcorn tin, but probably some jewelry, for sure. Okay, but I'm into some necklaces right now. What popcorn tin? Yeah, bucket tin, whatever, what kind you get? It's whatever they gave us for free. I think we saw some, gosh, I'm trying to think, some big movie and they gave us a promo.

Oh, it was a free one. And the Marvel. Yeah. Okay. But you did go to a Marvel movie on purpose in the theater. Okay. Of course. Yeah. I'm addicted to those. Oh, you are? I was going to ask you. I was no kids, yeah. Oh, okay. I was going to ask if you're a fan of sci-fi.

Absolutely.

Okay.

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