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The Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Three, two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

What's happening?

It is Tuesday.

It is November the 11th, 2025.

We are the Woody Show. Yeah. I'm Woody. That's Greg Goring.

Hi. We got Menace. What is up? Hi. Gina Grant is right now. We got C-Bass. We've got Sammy.

Hello. Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. We've got Vaughn. He's our video producer.

And of course, we have a dumbass Tyler

roaming around here somewhere who's walking around here like he owns the place ever since his mom brought in cookies. He's the hero. I mean, he is in good favor right now. It ruled. You all owe me. But you know what to prove. They proved something. I'll tell you about that a second. Anyway, there's Bort and Menji.

They're here.

Phones are open.

87744 Woody.

You can send us a text open. I'll tell you about that a second. Anyway, there's Bort and Menji. They're here.

Phones are open.

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