The Woody Show. And we are into another new hour. Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg, Miss. Gina, Graz. Great. Right. Yeah. Gina, how was your birthday weekend? It was great. Thank you so much. It was. I mean, for me, it was because I didn't have do very much. Perfect. Although your husband's all laid up in a wheelchair with the knee all jacked up. Heard it playing basketball. Has to have surgery, right? Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Oh, yeah. Do you have to shower him and stuff? Okay, so I do. Well, I got one of those shower chairs, which rules. by the way, I sat in it and took a shower and it was like spa day. But, yeah, I got him one of those. And turns out you can still pretty much have sex. Oh, yeah? Yeah. In the shower? Pretty much. Yeah. There's a lot. There's a lot. Well, he was pretty, he was, he was, he was requesting. How old is he again? 44. Ooh. Yeah. And he's done 14 marathons and he's, what I keep telling him is this was an accident waiting to happen. I'm thinking like, you know, my parents, you know, they both had hip replacements.

Yeah. When that happens, like, they're wiping each other and they're having to do all that stuff. You won't let you do any of that. I'm just saying you can't do really much of anything. Yeah, they stay after. I don't know about like wiping each other, but you know what I mean? Like you have, like, you, every time you need to get up in the middle of the night to, like, hit the bathroom or whatever.

Like, somebody's got to, like, move you.

Well, his other leg is going to be like eight times the size because

it's doing all the work it's already like super muscular well they said like after 30 like if you

start getting these injuries it's not good well and that's what I told them I go it was going to

happen with you jogging it was going to happen with basket it going to happen. I mean, your knees have basically turned to powder already. So he's going to have to get surgery. It's going to be a whole. He's towards ACL, like MCL, which I never heard of. Meniscus. It's all just tread on. Yeah. That's what I'm thinking like, man, if he's this, like, how did you end up getting to do nothing then this weekend?

Well, okay.

That's, I'm doing all the housework.

It blows, but I'm getting it done.

But the weekend was actually really good.

Friday night, your son, Woody, made my entire birthday.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Your son.

Yeah.

Question for anybody with kids out there.

Isn't it crazy how everybody else gets the better version of your children than you do?

Like I go, where are these people? Where? I haven't met them. And like he went out of his way for

Gina's birthday. All in his own, by the way. Completely on his own. My wife was blown away. My daughter sent her like a very nice text. Very nice. The morning of her birthday. She loves me. Yeah. All this other stuff. And then my son did all this stuff, not knowing that my daughter had done anything independently. Yeah. So it wasn't like to keep up with his sister even.

No. And we're like, so my wife and I thought, okay, good. This is good. This is, you know, we're raising good people. Absolutely. How do we get these people? How do you get a look? And I say this to my son, I go, hey man, how do I get a little this shine? He goes, what are you talking about? I heard what you did for Gina's birthday.

That was very nice.

He goes, bro, you don't ever want anything for him.

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