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The Woody Show.

This is the world. This is the Woody Show. This is the Woody Show.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world.

Three, two, two, one.

Class is now in session.

Hey, good morning, everybody.

Today is Tuesday.

It is May 5th, 26.

Some might call it Cinco de Mayo.

Some might. Most might. It is the 5th, 2026. Some might call it Cinco de Mayo. Some might.

Most might. It is the 5th of May. Revenge of the 5th, Seabass is today. Revenge of the 5th. May the 4th be with you, Revenge of the 5th. See a lot of voices and mouths. I see mouths, I should say, moving. But I have turned my headphones down because I know what you guys are doing. I was saying like, but wouldn't it bore it?

Here's a question as a Star Wars nerd.

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