I've developed this new thing in my head that if I go to the same place every day, the employees at that place are going to go.

Oh God, he's here again.

I'm sad.

You're so tortured, man.

I am.

The Woody Show.

It's another new hour.

Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Pre-Friday, it's a Thursday morning. It's August the 28th, 2025. I'm Woody. That's Greg Goring. Hi. Menace, good morning to you. Good morning. We got Gina Grav. Good morning. Seabast is here. We got Sammy. Morning. Morgan is here. Hey.

How's your butt today?

Oh, y'all, I feel great. Everyone keeps checking in on me. That's the first thing I asked her this morning. I've never felt better. But you said like Morgan butt chugged a pumpkin spice latte yesterday. We have a video. You can see it on our Instagram at the Woody Show. but you said within a couple pumps you were were already, quote, feeling it. So I didn't know, like, if there was any kind of, like, prolonged jitters. Yeah. The absorption of caffeine through the anus. I mean, I felt it pretty quickly in terms of, like, the caffeine jitters. But it's not like it lasted all day long or anything. Were you feeding for more?

Oh, for sure.

Like this morning I was really struggling.

I was like, you know what I could use right now?

It's a nice pumpkin spice up the butt.

I'm looking at the comments on our Instagram.

Uh-oh.

Wendy says, I guess I'm an old fart

But why?

Why is she doing this?

I thought the same thing when she in Menace

But chugged a beer.

Why?

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