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Hey, good morning, everybody.

Good morning.

It is Thursday.

It's a pre-Friday.

It is August the 28th, 2025. A pre-Friday greater than most pre-Friday's, and I'll tell you why here in a second. But welcome, we are the Woody Show. My name is Woody. That's Greg Gorey. Hi, Woody. We got Menace. Gina Gratt is here. We got Seabass. There is Sammy. we got Morgan. She's our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer.

He is here.

We got Bort.

We got Menji holding things our associate producer. Vaughn is our video producer.

He is here.

We got Bort. We got Menji holding things down the Woody Show production department. And we got the phones open for you at 87744 Woody. You can send us a text, of course, over to 22987. Now, what makes this pre-Friday better than others? Now, Thursday is always a day that we're always in a pretty good mood because I always feel like I can get through Thursday.

And then Friday's kind of just like a cakewalk. Friday Eve. Because you get to, yeah, you get to cakewalk into the weekend, not as much, you know, ahead of you except for a weekend to look forward to. But now that we're going into Labor Day weekend, you know, like Friday is always a half day. Yeah. For most people, like the office closes early. Oh, yeah. And then you go on the weekend, then you got that day off on Monday. So, and it's, it's something that, that everybody can share. It's a joy for everybody. It's a nice girthy weekend. It is. It is. So is. So we are psyched that you are here.

Sike that it's a pre-Friday coming up for you on the show.

Today got a brand new redneck news.

We'll also debut a brand new animated podcast.

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