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Hi guys, welcome back to anything goes podcast. I hope you guys are all having an amazing

day per usual. I think it's a little bit... Well, okay. How do I explain this? LA is

kind of hell right now a little bit because it's raining. It's dark. It's literally dark.

Like I woke up this morning at 10 a.m. and I thought it was five in the morning because

it's so dark, which makes me a little bit sad. Not only that, but of course everything

going on with coronavirus. So that's, of course, upsetting. So, you know, things are a little

bit rough around the edges right now. And I wanted to like talk about something kind of

serious today, but then I was like, we just don't need that. We need something to make

us smile a little bit. We all kind of need to at least enjoy, like at least an hour of

our day, right? I'm sick of all the sad shit. Okay. Let's just write out fun for at least

an hour. So that's what we're doing today. And I'm going to tell some embarrassing high

school stories. A few of these I think I've told before, but also maybe not. So I'm excited

to tell these stories. My high school experience was probably more boring than most of your

guys is because I went to all girls school and I was basically just a big, fat, I was just

a big weeny. Yeah, I just didn't really have a lot of fun in high school. I didn't really

do much. I was pretty boring. So, you know, my story is mine. I'll be the best, but I'm

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