High At The Dentist

Have Kids, They Said…

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Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 10 October 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicative dentist led to the most chaotic dentist experience yet! Rich proposed we eat everything in our pantry and only that for a month. Nicole was mortified. Rich wants you all to know that he is the perfect husband.

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0:00.0	All right. Let's do this thing.
0:02.6	Another newsy. Here we go.
0:04.0	We got this. Get the kids out of the room. You know the drill.
0:08.0	It's only for grown-up ears. And if you have grown-ups in the room,
0:11.0	or non-grown-ups in the room they're going to be traumatized.
0:13.7	You've been warned.
0:14.7	What's your name?
0:18.7	Who am I?
0:19.7	Who am I?
0:20.7	Yeah.
0:21.7	Ah! Ha ha ha! Daddy! Oh God I cannot believe I saved the story that happened earlier this week for today.
0:46.0	I can't believe I was not I was able to hold it.
0:50.0	I can't I hold it just hold it.
0:52.0	I'm holding it in like I got a piece so bad and if I just if I
0:56.5	breathe out is just gonna go everywhere wait do you know that story about me I've told you the
1:00.5	Mary Beths the Mary Beth Sears story.
1:03.2	Wait, as soon you beat your pants in school.
1:05.2	Yeah, second grade.
1:06.4	I was with Mrs. Chalk, she was my math teacher, she was terrified and terrifying.
1:10.4	She was, I was seven, and I remember I was afraid to raise my hand.
1:15.0	We were taking a test. I was afraid to raise my hand and ask her about them because she was like a witch.
1:18.8	She was horribly scary. Finally I did because I couldn't hold it anymore and she goes yeah go of course and I had waited to the point where I was like and I stood up and was like if I move I'm gonna pee and then I just started peeing and then I got nervous and I sat down and the pee splashed and it splashed all over Mary Beth Sierra.
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