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The 93x half-ass morning show.

Ninety-three.

Hello. Hello, everybody. And welcome to the Friday episode of the 93X Half-Hast Morning Show translation.

Let's get this effing thing over with.

Please go away.

Let me sleep for the love of God.

Oh, we're checking in here at 541.

We got plenty to try and accomplish today on our program, and I'll tell you about that

in a minute. But first, Josh, my old Billy Bigmouth Bass, that used to hang on my kitchen wall

back in the day. He used to sing a song to me. He'd belt out,

take me to the river, he'd say, and he would sing it so well, put me in the water. And I got to

thinking about old Big Mouth Billy this morning on my way in in anticipation of our little

boat party tonight on the Mississippi River. We call it the half-ass morning show, Infect the River Party.

I got to thinking about Billy because that's, I mean, I, if someone will be taking me to the river tonight,

I don't want to go along with the put me in the water part.

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