Hey Kids, Get Off My Lawn!

For Crying Out Loud

Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Lynette's twins had a birthday and ONE of them had a bunch of friends over to go to dinner and they played loud music and yelled and OH MY GOD the noise. Then Sadie blasted Metallica and Stefanie had to shut it down. Plus we reminice about Caelan becoming a man and, yes, more Karen Read (not too much more) and some P. Diddy updates.

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0:00.0	Made a decision.
0:04.0	I'll face the sunniest sun hit on.
0:07.6	I had a vision.
0:09.8	Boy, it might be life.
0:13.2	Did I, did I do it on time?
0:16.7	Did I do it right when you pointed, Stephanie?
0:18.5	I think so.
0:20.4	If not, they'll be like just a second
0:23.0	missing. Yeah. You know what? Listen, I'm not, am I a professional sound engineer? No.
0:29.4	You are now. Kaelin's going to be listening to this making fun of us. He's like rolling his
0:36.0	eyes. Bitches. Should have hired somebody else. No, we're fine. Women can do anything they set
0:42.0	their minds to. That's right. Except for anything technical. Except for cleaning pawns.
0:49.3	What's up? What's up? So Natalia's been back.
0:55.8	It was the kids' birthdays over the weekend on Saturday.
1:00.8	Oh my God.
1:02.0	They turned 19.
1:03.9	Yeah.
1:04.6	Holy shit.
1:05.5	It's going so fast.
1:06.7	I have 19 year olds.
1:09.5	Lynette, I have 17 going on 18-year year olds that were two when we started the show.
1:15.3	That were babies that I was crying on air going, it's so hard.
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