Okay, AJ, I just, I need to start the show by reading you an email.

Start the show.

Hey, he, he, here, okay.

Dear Sarah and AJ, I've been listening to a few of your podcasts from the Hayfresh

podcast, and I love them.

This is, by the way, from Sue.

She just wants to go by Sue. Okay. In fact, I recently listened to the episode, Why do Men send Dick Picks and what do they mean with soy saucy? And I laughed so much. Ha ha ha. In fact, I have my own dickpick story that I would like to share with you. Okay, good. From my office, okay? I have a coworker who for years boasted about the size of his penis.

Okay, clearly he's small. Already I know. I know, I know this one, not too well.

You do? Okay. He would take any chance he could within the office to talk about his large package,

how many women he slept with and how women absolutely loved it.

Now, this all changed, however, when he sent me a dick pick. His pick was a close-up of his penis

with a ruler right next to it so I could see exactly how long it was fully erect. I don't know

what he was thinking, but it wasn't anything to boast about. It only looked to be just over

5.5 inches long.

Yeah.

He sent me a message around 15 minutes later,

begging me not to show anyone else and saying that he was so sorry.

But I'd already sent it to every single one of my female friends at that point.

It was no accident that he sent it to me as I found out that he'd also sent it to someone else with the same, quote, apology to her around 15 minutes.

This is the part of the story, though, that doesn't make any sense to me.

I think that some of them needed a really good laugh and they sure as hell got one.

From then on, we kept on making jokes at work by measuring various items in the office with a ruler and saying

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