HEY Cracker Barrel there was NO PROBLEM

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🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Join Opie for a wild FU Friday episode of the Opie Radio podcast, broadcasting live from Long Island as Hurricane Erin leaves the beaches in ruins. Fresh off capturing 40 minutes of dramatic storm footage (check it out on the Opie Radio YouTube channel!), Opie dives into a hilarious rant-filled session with comedian Chris Ferretti and Albany’s own Andy Volin. From radioactive shrimp at Walmart to Cracker Barrel’s $700 million rebranding disaster, overdone movie sequels like Jurassic Park XII and Happy Gilmore II, to the absurdity of recipe websites with endless sob stories, no topic is safe. Expect Christopher Walken impressions, pet peeves like blinding car headlights and “spaghetti sauce vs. gravy” debates, and a nod to Seth MacFarlane’s Naked Gun revival. Tune in for laughs, chaos, and a plug for Opie’s epic hurricane video! Subscribe, hit the like button, and join the fun.

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0:00.0	There we are. Good morning, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome. We are live way out east on Long Island.
0:08.0	As Hurricane Irin passes us by, and as you can see, yeah, we don't have a beach anymore. That's fun for everybody.
0:16.8	Oh, my God. Yesterday was absolutely wild.
0:23.1	I walked the beach at high tide as Hurricane Irn was just pounding off the shores way out here on Long Island.
0:33.7	And I got 40 minutes of video.
0:35.9	And I just walked the beach bitches just showing you the destruction.
0:40.4	I didn't say a word.
0:42.1	The video spoke for itself.
0:44.1	You could find that on my YouTube channel, Opi Radio.
0:46.3	All right.
0:47.3	It's also F you Friday.
0:49.0	I'm a little late, a little late for the live stream today because I had radioactive shrimp from Walmart.
0:55.4	So I'm feeling a little under the wet.
0:58.1	Radioactive shrimp.
0:59.9	Oh, my God.
1:01.5	Now we got to worry about radioactive shrimp.
1:05.0	Are you kidding me?
1:07.1	Oh, dear God.
1:09.3	But woke up with a little sore throat, but we're going to muscle through this today, all right?
1:15.8	DZ Fazz, I see you, brother, and I love you, brother, because you're one of the ones that supports me.
1:21.0	I greatly appreciate that.
1:22.9	Honky talk, Tennessee, hopefully all survived.
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