Chasing Poopers and Saving Lives: LIVE at Gebhards

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🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Join Opie, bar owner Matt, and comedian Chris Ferretti for a wild ride at Gebhards! From Matt’s epic tale of chasing a sidewalk pooper to Opie’s harrowing beach rescue, this episode is packed with raw, unfiltered stories. The crew dives into everything from parenting fears and New York City chaos to Epstein Island rumors and Sopranos remake rants. Expect crude humor, heartfelt moments, and a plug for Gebhards’ half-priced wings with orange sweet heat sauce. Tune in for a mix of laughs, shocks, and real talk that’ll leave you wanting more! Follow Chris Ferretti on Instagram @JerseyFerretti and YouTube for more comedy gold.

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1:13.0	Comment from
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