Hello, hello. I'm blown out your urs. Hello. Hello. Hello. How's this? I have to do this all again because I had a mishap. I had a mishap. Things have been mishapping lately and mishap means something that you can maybe handle but it makes you really

want to writhe on the floor but you know it's not big enough of a deal too i don't know if it's mercury

or not but she's on my list of people and things to blame that's right my toilet was clogged

uh not because of me excuse me i'm innocent being, but because my pipes are old.

And I had to look around the house for a plunger.

And then all the sparkling waters, waterfalls out of the fridge, one by one in a slow fast motion like Niagara Falls on the slow speed. And now I have to record a whole

up because the sound had mishapped. Because the chord was falling out and I didn't check the sound

before. That's my fault. So here I am again. It was falling out when I went to go get the memory

card and I was like, uh-oh, this cannot be right. Uh-oh, something must be wrong. I went back to check the

recording. It was wrong, all right. Only every other word you could hear me scream.

And I had already signed up for Pilates, so I just got back, egg-shaking, corn gauge, let's go.

I do like Pilates in Toronto because it's not cultish.

It's not cult-like. You can go. You can get your stretches on. You can go in your bare souls because they're not pushing the sticky grip Pilates socks on you for an extra, extra money to not give their employees. There's a feeling of a lack of

capitalism in Canada. I'm telling you, except right now the exchange rate is really good and there's a

cute little home store on every other corner. So as my mind tells me and my fingers extend, you can go in.

What's another hundred, couple hundred dollars?

I have to peel them away for my high yield savings account.

It's screaming to me in my conscience.

You don't need it.

Try telling my capitalistic finger don't need it. Try telling my

capitalistic finger that I need a cute

little dish and a cute vase and a cute

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