Hello? Hello, are we going? Hello, I guess so. I guess this is another episode of

Long Winded Back and Back and Back Again, and as you can see, the scenery is gorgeous outside.

It snowed here in Toronto.

Take a good look of Mother Nature's beauty.

She left it all outside, for I have none within me.

Mother Nature's ugly, you might say. A head full of cryptic things and a soul

full of ominous, even more things. It's like a smoothie without a straw. It's like a drink

you slurp and it comes without a straw.

It's like life.

It's a metaphor for life.

You're not given the utensils you need to live properly.

But you got to make lemons at a lemonade and take off the top and chug it down because you do you do need the

dash of crittin and a banana because you got to drink it down because you definitely you're not

eating enough you're not eating enough protein and you're not eating enough fruits and vegetables

remember my plate another scam how am i supposed to eat three to

four servings of broccoli a day plus plus two to three servings of of lentils have you ever heard of a gas bubble have you ever heard of a gas bubble? Have you ever heard of an obstructive bowel? Because if you

have that many lentils, you're going to land yourself in the hospital with a gastric tube to relieve

all the air from the gastrous, from the gaseous lentil that we know.

It's a farce, just like many other things, our eyes, see in our ears here, none of it's real.

We're living in a simulation.

I don't really know, you guys.

Everyone says that, but let's see.

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