Hero HS Principal tackles would be school shooter | 4.15.26

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Episode 1937 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Ethos - Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $3 million in coverage in as little as 10 minutes at ⁠https://ethos.com/hardfactor⁠. Application times may vary. Rates may vary. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:34 What made a hero in high school 00:09:47 Nude burglar in VA caught finally caught 00:23:08 Zuckerberg Ai cloned himself 00:24:12 Ruby Rose Claims Katy Perry Rubbed Clam on her 00:31:09 Things are getting out of hand in the Uganda chimp civil war 00:35:52 Principal tackles the shit out of wannabe school shooter Thank you for listening! Join our community at www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Yeah
0:21.3	I'm gonna
0:23.3	Yeah Good morning and welcome to episode 1937 of Hard Factor.
0:48.4	It is Wednesday, April 15th, 2026, otherwise known as Tax Day.
0:53.9	Get your fucking taxes filed because it's tax day.
0:59.0	But also will, also, the commanders release their new uniform designs today.
1:05.9	Oh, right.
1:06.6	How was that?
1:07.7	Well, we don't know yet because we're taping it on the night of the 14th.
1:10.2	But they're going to be sick.
1:28.8	Excited. It's going to be sick. So I'm glad they're doing it on tax day. It's at least something good is happening on tax day. Thank you for cheating on the news with us. 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor. Hard factor today. who was it Wes is up first
1:30.0	Okay
1:30.9	Yeah I was gonna say Hard factor if you need more hard vector hard factor today
1:35.2	Who was it? Wes is up first okay. Yeah, I was gonna say I went to the post office today and there is nothing more
1:43.5	Like the look on an old man's face when he's there to mail in like do his civic duty and mail in his taxes oh he enjoys that yeah i mean it's a look of
1:46.6	it's a look of like pride and like getting it's getting the yeah and disgust the same time it's weird
1:52.5	yeah what one of my dad died uh we had to go through all of his like passwords and shit like you know
1:59.2	like settle his accounts and his
2:01.5	main pass i'd always known his email password most of my whole life but he changed it in the last
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