The Bert Show.

If you ever want to meet a potential love interest, for the love of God, do not get your hair

done that same day.

I have had this running theory with my friends that I decided is a hundred percent true because

every single time I've got my hair done this one thing has happened and I'm sick of

it and so I've decided that every time I go out, I'm just going to look disgusting because I am so sick of going out and not meeting men that I want to date.

So I feel like as a single girl, every now and then you put in just a little extra

effort to your fit like there are some days that you're like I feel like I'm going to

feel really good that night so on Friday me and Kristen we're going to go get

dinner have a couple of drinks.

There was a friend that was meeting out and I was like, you know what?

I'm gonna get a spray tan on.

I'm gonna put one of my favorite fits on and I am really gonna make an effort effort to you know look a little spicy that night if I I think you even did the lashes too right I did the lashes I beat my face with a contour and most importantly that day I also conveniently

had a hair appointment is very excited my hair need a little trim is feeling

little crunchy you know how the ends get you need a little

just make a nice and

Chris hate when that happens and I was feeling really good got my hair to my hair

looked amazing your hair did your hair look phenomenal it looks so good

Shout out to Davy. She did my hair.

It looked awesome. Go out to dinner with Kristen. We have a couple of cocktails just enough to feel

a little loosey-goosey, but not enough to feel like you need to go home and throw up.

And I was meeting my friend out we go to this cool

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