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Hi there. I'm off this week.

Apparently we're more productive at work after a good holiday.

So I'm counting this Caribbean rum distillery tour as professional development.

Yours, Colin. Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holiday. professional development. Yours calling.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atul protected.

This is The Birch Show.

So in preparation for my identity crisis, once I leave birth show. I am doing everything, uh,

in advance to prepare for this, right? I said before that there's just no way, man, you can't be

Bert show bert your entire life and then it comes to an end on a Friday and then Monday you're like

this totally completely different guy. It's not going to happen, right? Like, uh, we got into this

industry. If we know it or not. I mean, we wanted the praise. We wanted to say, hey, look at me, right? And now that I'm going to be retiring, there's not going to be a whole bunch of, hey, look at me. Like, I was joking with Amanda last night that when the Uber Eats driver, like, pulls up with some food, I'm going to say, hey, come on in.

I got some jokes I need to say.

Hey, you want to talk about Sabrina Carpenter?

Hey, what do you think about the new Taylor Swift album, you know?

So in preparation for this and in doing the therapy work that I'm doing also, I'm really trying to, I'm going to focus a lot on really healing myself from the inside out.

And I've never really had the opportunity outside of therapy, you know, like every week to do something like this.

But look, when you're talking about turning into like the guy that you always thought you could be but never have been, I mean, that's going to take some heavy lifting, right?

So I was going to go out to Sedona, out in Arizona anyway, because just really what I want to do for like the first couple of months is C, beautiful S. That's all I want, right? First, I'm going home to San Diego where that's just like so relaxing to me. I just feel so at peace there.

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