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Here's What's Grinding Moe's Gears This Week

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🗓️ 11 August 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

There are things in this world that really grinds Moe’s gears. This week Moe shares two things he’s most recently mad about. Starting with the poop pitching magician! His friend invites a girl over for a first date. The girl needs to use the restroom, takes a poop and the toilet gets clogged. Long story short, the girl grabs a cup from out of the bathroom, scoops up the poop from the inside of the toilet and proceeds to throw the poop out the window into Moe’s friends back yard. Moe’s friend asked her about it and you’d never believe what she told him! Second on the list for what made Moe mad this week was Moe and Romeo’s unintentional twin day at The Bert Show. On Wednesday the two were dressed exactly alike, even down to their red underwear! What upset Moe wasn’t the fact that they were matching, but the number of DMs Moe got of people asking him if it were planned. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the bird show. I gave this advice to Jeffrancore years ago. He didn't take it and now I'm

0:07.3

giving the same advice to Vaughn Grisham of the Atlanta Braves who was called up to play for the

0:13.9

Braves yesterday in Boston from double A. It goes single A, double A, triple A. Usually I have to go

0:18.9

to triple A and then you get to the big show like the Braves. This dude gets up there from double A.

0:25.1

He's 21 years old. First pitch in Major League Baseball.

0:29.8

This is a great league debut. Swing high five ball deep breath beat of Vaughn Grisham.

0:36.6

He's hollered the level of monster.

0:40.9

That's gonna be bad, Braves. Let's take a look at his home one. I mean that's a first pitch in the

0:51.5

Major League. Wow. I crushed it. Wow. That's a moment right there. Two things strike me really

0:57.0

strange on that clip. So that game is in Boston. Did you hear the crowd?

1:02.0

Braves. I was wondering if they were pumping and crowd noise. They're like pumped all pump

1:07.4

for the Braves dude. Yeah, because they said over the giant is a green monster out there in

1:11.7

the outfield, right? That's what they refer to it as. Yes. And I'm like, why are they cheering?

1:15.7

I'm not afraid. Look, Vaughn, look between you and me. It's never going to get any better

1:21.0

than that. Stop it. Give up the game today. It's not a bad point. Leave. Yeah. There are plenty of

1:27.3

jobs at Cracker Barrel, Chili's anywhere, but don't play baseball again. I didn't get any

1:32.8

better than this. They don't help me. I congratulate you on Grisham and the Braves are on a roll, man.

1:38.8

It's tough catching the meds, but they are rolling again. Welcome to the team. All right.

1:43.7

No, the way you eat a taco says a lot about you. Apparently. So I have never thought about this.

1:48.6

I don't know if you guys have, but this was on the shade room the other day. And then the

1:52.1

comments section went crazy because they pointed out the fact that you may not have ever paid attention,

1:57.9

but typically if you eat a taco, you lean your head either left or right. And whichever way you

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