This is a point of cricket.

Oh, why do you do it?

Great cricket is a present. We're going to look at the perils of sweeping. We're the good tricket. The grey cricket says real brats. If you're going to do it, do it to England. He's out now. We've got 40. Who the fuck is in my back? Let's get political, political, as we are now just four days away from the most important World Cup of our lives.

Sure, it's the fourth one of these things in five years.

Sure, nobody knows who is and isn't playing.

Sure, the broadcasters might lose 250 million bucks if India and Pakistan don't play each other,

but how good is it to have the chance to win something before the footy starts?

Cummins out, Hoffa late starter, smudge, not in the squad. But hey, Cameron Green is pissed off, and maybe that Pakistani bloke does chuck it. I don't know. Nobody knows, but we can all agree that this is good and meaningful. There's also England and Sri Lanka. New Zealand, India, West Indies, in South Africa. Josh Butler gets the most caps for England. Harry Brooke clears up that mess in Wellington.

Sophie Molyneux is the new captain of the world's greatest team.

Under 19 World Cup pointy and blobby final.

She'll returns.

What's getting your hot-ass DGC?

Sam Perry is your name.

Ian Higgins is my name.

And Sam Perry, how are you doing?

Good, thank you.

Thanks, Chuck.

It's Rebs.

What I like after the week off that we've had, and a disgraceful week off it was,

embarrassing.

Giving everything going on in the game.

I like the contrast between the summer we've just had,

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