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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are clearing the docket this week! They talk about pizza slices, coffee shop etiquette, asking about obvious injuries, bedroom furniture, and drinkware!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers
0:07.2	this week clearing the docket. And with me, as always, he's a man in his home office wearing
0:15.4	a promotional t-shirt that he got for free. Yes. Judge John Hodgman. You're correct. I'm
0:21.3	wearing my Wilco Solid Sound Festival 2017 T. Solid Sound Festival happens every other
0:28.9	year. It was not scheduled for this year. It's their off year. And boy, I bet they're glad.
0:33.6	Jesse Thorn, you're wearing a delightful plaid cap. Yeah. And Japanese Americana, John.
0:42.7	Oh, yeah. I like it. What's that mean? It's like a multi-panel modress by the Japanese brand Beams Plus.
0:51.0	All right. Very cool. Beams Plus. Big Japanese Americana maker. They make American style clothing
0:58.1	in Japan. Also, your beard and mustache are coming in at different rates. Like you had
1:10.0	this magnificent people who saw you at any of our live shows. We'll know that for the past several
1:16.5	years, you've been sporting a beautiful, rasputiny beard, full-respeed. Yeah. Yeah. And you shaved
1:26.3	it off concurrent with quarantine. I shaved it all. I shaved all head hair. All head hair was removed
1:36.4	by me. Not fully depilated. Oh, no, not my eyebrows. Yeah. And it looked bad. No. So my wife didn't
1:46.5	love me anymore. Right. So I switched to number one half on my head and number four on my beard. But
1:54.0	I had a long conversation with my wife. The only person besides you who sees me with no mask on
1:59.7	and my children. And producer Jennifer Marmer who's watching us silently from above. As we sleep. Yeah.
2:09.0	She had us put in any cams. That's where she sent me that nest cam. Yeah. She said it's for producing.
2:16.0	Yeah. And I honestly don't know what that is. Yeah. And so I switched to number four on the beard and
2:23.3	number one half on the head. But I had a conversation with my wife. Should I grow the mustache back out
2:28.3	or keep it trim? And she voted for grow it back out. And it's sort of her mustache. A brave woman.
2:35.8	Yeah. It makes smooching more complicated. Yeah. But she likes the look. So I thought maybe you just
2:42.2	had incredibly strong mustache hair. It was coming out much faster. But I do do a mustache hair based
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