Hey, the bird show.

Okay, there's one thing I feel like every single girl does.

The second she walks into a bar, and I want to give you an anecdote as to why I think you should stop doing it.

So, of course, you put on your outfit, you get your hair done, you got the full beat, you stroll into the bar, you're feeling good about yourself.

The first thing you're doing is you are scoping out the property.

You're like, what commodities can we

get into tonight who can we chat up who looks single who looks hot that's what i'm here for and so a

couple weekends ago me and my friend went to a dive bar in jacksonville it's my hometown and we were we were

ready like we felt like we were bulls behind a gate like ready for the rodeo we were like she's she's married so she was just

there to be my wing woman I was there like ready to go she's like I'm just here to drink I'm like I'm here

for the men so I walk into this dive bar and I'm kind of scoping things out she's like okay who do you

want me to approach I'll be your wing woman for you tonight and there was this group of guys in the back that I immediately clocked. I was like,

oh, that's my type, obviously, because they're towering over everyone and they have long brown hair.

That's my type. And so, of course, we get a couple of drinks. We're bouncing around the bar.

And I feel like every girl can kind of relate to this where it's like you sort of you don't idolize them but every time they walk by you in the bar you're like oh my god like i want to talk to them so bad and there were a couple

of times where she tried to approach them and i tried to approach them and for whatever reason like they

were either talking to somebody else or doing something and it just never came to fruition so there came

a point in the night where i realized, like, we just need to go off

and have like a girl's night or go find somebody else to talk to. And at that point, I'd already

seen my ex in the bar. So things were getting hectic. So around like 11.30 p.m., we belly up to the bar,

we're hanging out, me and her just gabbing. And to our left, all of a sudden I see those guys I had been chasing the

whole night just start approaching us and I'm like oh my god oh my god they're coming up wait wait

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