When Matthew's gaming, mum's on a work call,

blah, blah, sales targets,

and Amy is on social media.

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um delighted to have your company today not least because i'm not really clear on what we're going

to talk about.

I think we'll start with the leadership threat to Boris Johnson,

which wasn't actually planned until Andrew Ledson's letter dropped a few moments ago.

It's not a letter of no confidence.

It's, I don't know.

Should we get Theo in early today?

Should we get Theo in early?? Should we get Theo in early?

Can we summon the usherwood?

Nice and early. Thank you. No, we won't be expecting that. He normally goes for a cup. My goodness me, that was quick. Look at this, bounding into the studio, like a latter-day tigger. Bear with me for a moment, Theo. Very good morning, too. It's lovely to see you looking so chipper.

I'll turn to Theo shortly, just to bring you up to spin. I'd call it a shot across the bowels,

what Andrea Ledson has done this morning, rather than an actual pledge to prime the cannons

and aim directly for the flagship of the fleet. But the numbers are swelling, and they're not all, it was a polite way of

putting it, they're not all acting out of naked self-interest. Some of them are acting out of

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