This is a headgum podcast.

So I am fully on the record as an AI hater.

And, you know, based on how many of you click on my AI hating videos, I'm guessing you are too.

And that means, like me, you're probably used to hearing that AI is inevitable.

That if you don't use it, you'll be left behind from everyone, from tech

CEOs to random dudes on the internet. Oh yeah, AI is water. It is oxygen. Without it, you will

surely perish. Every second you do not spend quadmaxing brings you closer to the fiery bits of hell.

No one is safe. I mean, we're even seeing this argument from formerly normal celebrities like Reese Witherspoon, who recently got upset that most of the women in her book club aren't using AI.

If three out of ten women are the only ones using AI, that means 70% of that group is not keeping up.

Reese, you got to listen to your girls. They're looking out for you.

If seven out of ten women say no to something, they're probably right, at least based on the

response I get on dating apps. You know, something tells me the way that book club actually went

was more like those TikTok videos where a woman-esque strangers in the bathroom for advice.

Should I get back with my ex? Why not?

Listen to the girlies, Reese.

They're trying to save you from yourself.

Dump AI before it marries you.

But you know, if the endless drumbeat of tech bros and celebs trying to force feed you

AI has made you wonder, if maybe they're right?

If maybe we're the only ones left who hate this shit,

if maybe we really are going to get left behind? Well, you know what? We don't need to worry,

because we now have proof that most people in America are certified AI haters just like us.

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