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The Bert Show

Here’s How The Bert Show Won The Genetic Lottery!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Do mosquitos avoid you? Still have a healthy head of hair? Never needed braces? We wanna hear how YOU hit the genetic lottery!

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0:00.0

The Burt Show. I think it might be very refreshing to hear people brag on themselves.

0:07.0

Okay? If you want to brag that in some way you hit the genetic lottery, 1 855 Burtcho.

0:16.2

Now here's what I mean.

0:17.0

I saw this going around yesterday online.

0:20.2

Genetic lottery winning.

0:22.0

It could be anything in your life. Let me give you a couple of examples.

0:27.6

Someone said they come from a family and none of the men in it are bald at all.

0:34.0

So he's got big lush hair.

0:36.0

He hit the genetic lottery because he already knows.

0:39.0

As long as old as he gets, he's never going to go bald. Okay?

0:43.2

Beautiful. That's a genetic lottery like.

0:46.1

I would say the same thing. My, the men on my side have never been bald.

0:50.6

I had the genetic lottery at least that way. I would say genetic lottery

0:55.5

wise, some of you are going to hate this. My weight doesn't fluctuate except for

1:00.4

like three pounds one way or the other. Doesn't matter how much I the other doesn't matter how much I eat

1:03.9

doesn't matter how much I don't eat I hit the genetic lottery it's just not

1:07.2

something I've ever had to worry about so you can flip me off in your cars that's fine

1:10.6

that's why I won the lottery. 1 855

1:14.3

Burt show. You guys got so? I hit the genetic lottery with my skin because I very

1:19.8

rarely get any blemishes or break out and it was was like that in middle school, it was like that in high school, even through puberty. I didn't deal with a lot of acne issues and I just watch we get one this weekend as a big F you and then the other one was my

1:36.8

hair and my nails grow really fast really oh you do have really nice long hair

1:40.9

and is that a natural thing or is that a collagen thing or just

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